Joe Munzer

So I received this picture in an email the other day

…..Kinda funny…..right?….I mean…if you don’t take it too seriously..or LITERALLY.

And to be honest, I think MOST people don’t…

…OR DO THEY?

HOPEFULLY…..MOST people don’t have ALL

of those “SYMPTOMS”….

but A LOT of people have some of them…

I mean A LOOOOOT of people….

Just hang around the water cooler…the coffee machine

or the “smoking lounge” @ work and LISTEN to people…

What do you hear coming out of people’s mouths?

It’s a bloody PITY PARTY!!!!!

Nothing but complaints about what they DON’T HAVE…

…How the people who have the things they want are “LUCKY”…

or better yet….“CROOKS”…

If you listen to a lot of these people, you will come to learn

that according to them, ALL of their problems are

SOMEBODY ELSE’S FAULT…

LISTEN…..LISTEN…….LISTEN!!!!!!!! and you will hear

that deep inside

SOME PEOPLE really feel that a pill like this

IS THEIR ONLY WAY OUT!!!

They never took the time to CHANGE THEIR MIND…

to learn some basic principals such as:

“You can NEVER attract or BECOME what you DON’T RESPECT”

or

“Until you accept RESPONSIBILITY for YOUR OWN MESS…YOUR GREATNESS
WILL NEVER FIND YOU”

When was the last time you EVER heard talk like this

at a water cooler…..or heck….

even at “HAPPY HOUR”!?!?!?!…

Just think of that for a sec!!!

At most “HAPPY HOURS” I hear a lot

of the same “talk” you hear @ the water cooler…

TRUE?? or TRUE??

Yeah….it’s TRUE….

So….if you don’t hear that “STRANGE” talk (those principals)

@ the cooler or coffee machines…where is it spoken?

It’s spoken in THE BOARD ROOM!!!!!

This is how SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE think and speak!!!

So….KEEP CONDEMNING THAT WHICH YOU DESIRE and

see how far that gets you!!…..

OK OK…so I know what you are thinking…..

GREAT…..but how I can’t get into THE BOARD ROOM??!!…

Maybe not that BOARD ROOM….

….but other BOARD ROOMS do exist…..

You have to ask yourself though…..

Is your desire to change your future SOOOOOO STRONG…

Is it SOOOOOO STRONG… that you are willing to

CHANGE YOUR MIND and

BREAK DOWN THE DOORS OF THE BOARD ROOM

and say….

“I’M HERE!!!!!…..WHERE AM I SITTIN’?”

Say “HEY MUNZ!!!”…..when you decide to claim YOUR SEAT

….it’s there with your name on it!!!!!

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…….No….NOT that BLACK FRIDAY!!!!…..………LUV Steely Dan though!!

Ya know…when all of the stores have their sales…

Giving away “X”% more and giving “Y”% off…

Well…I’ve decided to make every day BLACK FRIDAY

….MUNZER STYLE!!!

I’m ON SALE!!!….EVERY DAY BABY!!!

Every day…I GIVE, DO & BE 5% MORE than the previous day.

I know it doesn’t have the WOW factor of those

Yearly Black Friday discounts…

…but………5% EVERY DAY….kinda adds up!!

…Slooooow & Steady wins the race…..

… …Just ask Bugs!!!….”Hey Seabiscuit….ya all set??!!”

….ya gotta watch this….bugs ROCKS!!!!
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Why do I want to BE 5% more EVERY DAY?

….Because……….

some of you aren’t going to like this…..

some of you just aren’t going to GET this

IT’S JUST TOO SIMPLE…I didn’t say easy

….I said simple…and society has trained us all

that “Life is complicated”…and

…to look to somebody else for the answers…..

…I have since learned that I had the answers all along dawg-gawn it!!

..but…I ADD 5% EVERY DAY because of two things…

1.“God can only do to you as HE can do through you”

2.“You can never have, BE or acquire that which you are not first

aware of BEING.”

…..Oh heck….I Guess it’s 3 things….

3. “What You GIVE AWAY……YOU GET TO KEEP.”

Some people are still stuck on the DOING….

“What do I have to DO to make an extra $500 - $1000/Month?”

“What do I have to DO to “get” more people?

Doesn’t make them bad….NOPE……not at all….

I USED TO BE STUCK THERE MYSELF…

…and I didn’t get UN-STUCK until I

was educated on the proper ORDER OF Things

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CHANGE YOUR MIND

CHANGE YOUR LIFE
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The Million Mind March is a place…

…or better yet….an ENVIRONMENT where you can put things

in the proper order.

We get people UN-STUCK all of the time…

…well if they are ready to get UN-STUCK that is.

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Every Monday night @ 9:27 pm Eastern

1-800-772-9781 ext. 10
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That wasn’t so bad was it??

Chat with ya soon

Joe
516-607-7855

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Joe Schroeder was ROARING and ON FIRE for this PUBLIC Million Mind March

Enjoy!!

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POLARITY

- mutual opposition: a relation between two opposite attributes or tendencies

….I just LOVE that topic….or CONCEPT is probably a better word….

I love it…because it’s everywhere and yet most of the time,

we NEVER see it…

…or appreciate it….

until our eyes are opened to it..and then IT’S ALL WE SEE!!!!

….and ever since a

rather INFAMOUS phone call (infamous in certain circles anyway)…

…POLARITY just keeps poppin’ up !!

An email I received early this morning is

what started my POLARITY trip today…

So I started this note…..and what popped into my mind??….

POLAR BEARS!!!

Any body who knows me knows I LOOOOOOVE POLAR BEARS

I mean just look at them…..

It’s almost Christmas……and ya know what that means…right?

It’s time for the Coca-Cola POLAR BEAR COMMERCIALS!!!

My absolute FAVORITE COMMERCIALS

Here….have a peak @ this one

or this one

GREAT STUFF…They ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE…

Makes ya wanna take’em home doesn’t it?
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Theeeeeen ya got this POLAR BEAR

Hey…it’s nature….a bears gotta eat!!!!

“OK Munzer…. (AKA Shackleton :)) where the

heck are ya going with this?”

OK….so remember that email I mentioned a bit back?…..

Well, the topic of RECRUITING came up…briefly…

Now I don’t know about you…

but when I hear the word RECRUITING….

…a certain image pops into my mind

Gotta Eat………..right?

….Now here is the line in the email that got me on this POLAR EXCURSION

….Can you believe all of this came from ONE LINE?…

OK….here it is…

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WE never RECRUIT people, they sponsor US into their lives!

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Now that makes me think of a slightly different image

THAAAAAAT’S What I’m Talkin’ About!!!….Can’t Ya Just FEEL IT?!?!

Yeah…..we gotta eat…..

but in order to “bring home the seal”

We need to let go of the agenda…(”I gotta recruit…I gotta recruit”)

…and start LOVING & SERVING people…

they in turn will sponsor US into THEIR lives!
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PUBLIC POLAR EXCURSIONS

Here’s a recording of the last PUBLIC POLAR EXCURSION….Marcus Aurelius showed up!! ….ENJOY
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C Ya soon

Joe
516-607-7855

EVERYTHING YOU Need for Your own POLAR EXCURSION

is available here….just a few bucks for s & h

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Have you ever listened to a song that you have heard THOUSANDS of times

Have a great weekend……

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Diane reveals what had formed her success over her ten year career and PROCLAIMS where she’s going in the future.

Send BLANK Email to specialm3audios@aweber.com for download to this special call.

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Joe definitely under promises and over delivers here….while he goes over the

compensation plan of ANY business & more importantly…..LIFE.

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Are you asking yourself this question?

Are you just watching your hard-earned GREEN

slide down the drain?

….TOOOOOOOUGH thing to CONTINUALLY WATCH!!!

Although I just read a GREAT ARTICLE

on how certain “SYSTEMS” will leave you BONE DRY

I think if people continually BLAME OTHERS for their failure

They will NEVER BREAK OUT OF THE CYCLE OF FAILURE!!!!!

YES…… Certain SYSTEMS are all FLUFF and NO SUBSTANCE

YES…… A lot of MARKETING SHARKS prey on the FEAR & GREED

of people who are DESPERATE for answers…..

….And this is not a good thing….Kinda…..GIVES THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY A BAD NAME

The thing is….I think there is often one factor that is OVERLOOKED….

and often FLAT OUT AVOIDED!!!!

You…..Me…..I …..We…….are all at fault too!!!!!!

That can be pretty tough to swallow for some…..

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IT WAS FOR ME!!!!!!!
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We always want to place the blame somewhere else…

Think of this little nugget I recently came across:

“When YOU Accept Responsibility For YOUR SCREW-UPS….You GIVE YOURSELF THE ABILITY TO RIGHT THE SHIP!!!

“When YOU Accept Responsibility For YOUR SCREW-UPS….You GIVE YOURSELF THE ABILITY TO RIGHT THE SHIP!!!

….To Me….That was worth repeating :)

C’mon……It would be pretty awesome to have that HOT CAR….

…..be on that YACHT…Have those….those…..uuuhhhh…..

……those FIRM SEXY ABS that the commercial promised….

….You’ve been there haven’t ya?……I have!! :)

….You let your emotion get the best of you and you fell into the

GREED TRAP…or the DESPERATION TRAP…

Don’t take this the WRONG WAY!!!!!

DON”T BEAT YOURSELF UP!!!!!!……

DON’T GO BURY YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND!!!!

ACTIONS ARE BORN FROM YOUR THOUGHTS……

YOU are PART OF THE PROBLEM!!!!

You are NOT THE PROBLEM!!!!….

You are PART of THE PROBLEM!!!!!

Have you given yourself The ABILITY To Right The Ship Yet?…

…..Have ya?

Whhheeeeeew…..I TOLD YA IT WAS GONNA BE TOUGH TO SWALLOW!!! :)

If you want to break out of that cycle of start….quit…start….quit…start

….quit…spend….spend….spend….spend…..

….And NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT

…..ACCEPT SOME RESPONSIBILITY…..BRUSH YOURSELF OFF….

…..AND COME OUT FIRING!!!!!……JUST MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A TARGET!! …..

Now….ya need a place to practice your target shootin’ right?

I’m NOT here to SELL YOU

If you are ready to START ACCEPTING RESPONSIBILITY

and learn how to STOP LOSING MONEY….

…AND….AAAAAAND….You feel

You & I Are A FIT….& You CAN TRUST ME….

….Let’s chat sometime….My Cell # is EVERYWHERE!!! :)

If….on the other hand…..

…..you continually think “EVERYTHING IS A SCAM”….The universe will prove you RIGHT!!!

..Sorry….some more TOUGH LOVE!!!!

Need Me????

Joe

Oooooh…….OK ….here’s my cell # :)
516-607-7855

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……and let’s not forget about “saved by the bell” &

the dead ringers….more on that later….

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water
temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things use to be. Here are
some facts about the 1500’s.

They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then
once a day it was taken & sold to the tannery… if you had to do this to survive you
were “Piss Poor” But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn’t even afford
to buy a pot. They “didn’t have a pot to piss in” and were the lowest of the low.

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they
still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell, brides
carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying
a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege
of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the
children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose
someone in it. Hence the saying, “Don’t throw the baby out with the Bath water!”

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the
only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals
(mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the
animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying “It’s raining cats and dogs.”

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem
in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed.
Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection.
That’s how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
Hence the saying, “Dirt poor.” The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in
the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing.
As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would
all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold.

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung
over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate
mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving
leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day.
Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while.
Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors
came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth
that a man could, “bring home the bacon.” They would cut off a little to share with
guests and would all sit around and “chew the fat”.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused
some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened
most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the
family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes
knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would
take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen
table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink
and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury
people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house,
and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were
found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been
burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it
through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would
have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for
the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer…

And that’s the truth…Now, whoever said History was boring ! ! !

Just some interesting facts I wanted to pass on…..

Have a great one….

Joe

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